We arrived in Morocco at 3 pm or so, having flown into Tangier via Porto, with a stopover in Madrid. We hopped in our grand taxi, different from a petite taxi in Morocco, and rode two hours to our first Morocco destination.
Morocco was high on my list since we had been planning the trip. Morocco seemed exciting, daring, a bit dangerous.
Our first stop was Chefchaouen, the blue city. It was not on the two week tour we had booked through a company, so this was a special trek on our own to see an interesting city in the middle of the country.
We arrived to pandemonium. Our cab driver let us know the market was happening that day, Thursday. He could only drive so far and then he would walk us to our hotel. The city is all built on the side of a mountain, hence why the pictures of the town are so…picturesque. We started walking with all our luggage, dragging it up the mountain side because most places don’t have perfectly paved sidewalks to roll luggage on.
We passed countless livestock, spices, herbs, clothes, and general junk. It was total chaos. We caught plenty of stares as our pale faces wandered through the market hauling our own personal junk. We were not accosted on the walk but that would change as the days wore on.
For dinner we headed to the number one rated place on tripadvisor. Not generally what I use for food opinions, but there are only a few restaurants in town. I figured we would end up eating at most all of them by the time we left the city.
Dinner was surprisingly delicious if you like food in a tajine. We do and did. The only issue was the family of cats that ruled the outdoor area of the restaurant. After one climbed up on a table to grab what remained of someone’s chicken dinner, I was less enthused with my dining experience. Probably should have recognized at that point the cats outnumber people in Moroccan restaurants.
We still went to bed excited and anxious about our time in Morocco. It would contain many more emotions than just those two.
Pigs Get Fat. Hogs Get Slaughtered.
Our hotel provided a lovely breakfast every morning, replete with toast, eggs, preserves, a donut, fresh goat cheese, and mint tea. They love bread and sweet mint tea in Morocco. Every meal contains both at all times of the day. Southerners would do well to visit for the meals. One delicacy we did not like were the Moroccan olives. They are also present at every meal and not good, ever.
For our first full day in Chefchaouen I booked us a walking tour with, what the internet told me, the only English speaking guide in the city. The gentleman is from Chefchaouen and is recommended in several publications. I booked him mostly because he knew English.
We learned a ton about the history of the city, of a typical Moroccan neighborhoods, the traditional way of life, foreign occupations of the city, and anything else we could think to ask. He even showed us his childhood home. Of course our biggest question had to do with why the city is blue. You can look it up, but the reason was based on a practice when Jews lived in the city.
But, as all things with tourism these days, it’s not as traditional as it used to be. Apparently, the blue originally covered only a portion of the home’s exterior. The reason was because women who stayed at home with the children while the men went out to labor, were the original house painters. Women only painted as far as their brushes would reach and would not climb on a ladder. I guess it’s not fit for a lady to paint any higher. So, the traditional painting would stop at some unknown demarcation line and would not continue to cover the entire house. Each and every blue building in Chefchaouen painted to the rooftop is only done for tourism.
What a buzzkill. Nevertheless, it is neat and beautiful.
While on our tour, our guide asked if we wanted to go in the local carpet shop to see the loom machine used to create the rugs. The internet says a guide taking you to a rug shop is a gimmick, as the guide is reported to get a kickback when their tourists buy a rug.
Well we were in the market for a rug and Chefchaouen is supposed to be a place where you can get a real rug for a better deal than in the larger cities. It was the only rug shop we had seen in a couple of days and we figured it was as good as any place to take a look.
We were shown the loom machine, a few rugs and almost immediately we were overwhelmed. We decided to come back later in the day after we came up with a gameplan. We hadn’t even talked about what size, style, color rug we wanted for the hypothetical house we don’t even own. We also needed to settle on a price we were willing to pay. We were so worried about haggling that we forgot about these small details.
After our walking tour ended we went straight back to the rug shop with our guide in tow because we could not find the rug shop on our own. Eventually our guide left (It was a Friday, which is an important for Muslims and he needed to be back with his family for lunch and prayer) and we continued the horrible and arduous process of rug buying.
For the uninitiated, you sit down with the salesman, have mint tea, learn yes and no in Arabic, and then they take as much money from you as possible all in the name of fun and haggling. An hour later, we spent more on a rug than on any single purchase we have ever made, but we have been told we paid a fair price. I had buyers remorse the moment I said yes, and Elizabeth was ready to get the hell out of the store and away from me. She was happy about the purchase and didn’t need me bringing her down.
Once we completed the process and were ready to head back to the hotel we realized there was a good chance we couldn’t find our way back. The guide knew this before he left so he spoke with the owner to ensure we had someone to walk us back.
As we left, the owner asked us to give the guide a good tip. He was walking us back for a total of 6-8 minutes so I figured on giving him 20 dirham, about 2 USD. That’s about what I would give a bellhop or other hotel worker for assisting me.
As we arrived at our hotel, I gave the guy a 20 and he looked at me in disgust. He says a good tip is 1000 dirham. For those not great at math, that’s 100 USD. I looked at him like he had lost his mind. I don’t even have 1000 dirham on me. I never carry that much cash ever. I’m not rich.
He continued to stand there giving me hell for the awful tip, so I took out what cash I had. I had 500 dirham on me, but I wasn’t giving him all of it. But, I also knew he wouldn’t leave until he got what he wanted. I didn’t know any Arabic (except yes and no), and I just wanted it over. He said he’ll take 300. I gave him the cash and hustled in to our hotel.
I was livid.
However, one thing I take pride in is my ability to complain until I get what I want, or I have decided I have complained long enough that I gotten my money’s worth and no longer require a refund.
I immediately fired off an email to our guide. I play stupid and ask if the initial tip I offered was too low (knowing full well the guy ripped me off). I say that I don’t want to insult anyone in Morocco by not tipping enough.
I am satisfied that I have sufficiently snitched on the kid who walked us back and expect an email back within the day. I know that if I don’t get traction, that pitching a fit online on tripadvisor or some other forums will make me feel better, even if my pocketbook stays much lighter.
We then headed out to lunch at a place our guide suggested. About fifteen minutes into our meal, our waiter comes by to tell me there is a man at the door that would like to speak to me.
Now believe it or not, I don’t know anyone in Morocco. I’ve never been before, so unless a relative of mine has flown over to surprise Elizabeth and me, I don’t know what is going on. I slowly walk to the door, trying to figure out what was about to happen, what native Alabamian has decided to show up unannounced to the middle of Morocco, and who would know I was here. We didn’t tell anyone where we were going.
Unsurprisingly, I did not recognize the man at the door. A young Moroccan with a beard, he knew who I was. He was from the rug store and must have been a big deal there. He had found us in the city (not that hard since it was lunch time and there are only about five places to eat in the city center) and was there to apologize.
He explained how embarrassed he was, how the kid who walked us back was new, that they didn’t know he would try that, and he continued to apologize. He asked where we are from. Once I said Alabama, he couldn’t stop saying Roll Tide. He then gave me all of my money back. The same bills I had given the kid, I’d now gotten back.
He apologized probably 15 times in between the 10-15 Roll Tide’s.
I headed back to Elizabeth completely shell shocked. This guy had run all over the city to find us to apologize.
It was an incredible display of determination and decency. Although, he was probably more worried about what I would say on tripadvisor about his store than doing the right thing, but again that’s the cynic in me.
Within about five minutes of this occurring, our tour guide walked in. He had changed clothes to his traditional prayer/Friday family garb. He was there to apologize as well.
He explained to me what had transpired after I sent the email. How the store owner sought to find me all over town, how I had offered a correct tip initially, how he sent me an email explaining everything. He also reiterated to me how I needed to be more stern with the people of Morocco that want to “help” us.
He had mentioned on our tour that people would expect payment for anything they might do for you and that they would attempt to extort. He said to be firm and give them a fair tip. Giving too much money shifts the economics of the area and causes trouble for future travelers that may not tip as much.
He apologized again and went on his merry way.
Again, we were completely baffled. It is almost impossible to find such polar opposite acts that happen so close to one another. Here in Morocco we were experiencing all the lows and highs of humanity and only on our first full day.
We spent the afternoon enjoying the terrace of our hotel. Since Fridays are an important holy day in Islam, most stores were closed. That prevented us from walking around for souvenirs. But it was a nice, sunny day and we enjoyed our wine we had bargained for in Portugal.
We were the envy of the small hotel. The city we were staying in had three small bars with, only terrible, drinking options. We were just about the only people in the entire city with wine. When we explained we brought it in from another country, people were even more confused.
Bringing alcohol into a Muslim country? That’s legal? Not punishable by death?
People should read up a bit before visiting places.
So we enjoyed our legal Portuguese sparkling printer wine. I’m not sure if it was so good because it was sparkling or because we were the only tourists within hours of us enjoying wine.
We finished the night with the best restaurant in the city. More kefta tajines, vegetable spreads, and bread. The place was lively and indoors, meaning no cats.
We walked home, keeping an eye out for the rug worker we had wronged, waiting for him to sink a dagger into my side in the first dark alley we came to.
No One Likes Casablanca Anyway
We decided to stay another day in Chefchaouen. Our organized tour didn’t start until the following day, and everyone says Casablanca is a boring, dirty town.
We enjoyed the day without responsibility. Breakfast on the terrace, a hike to the best views of the city, souvenir shopping/trying to determine how much/if I overpaid for the rug, lunch back at the same place we had dinner, and more walking around the city.
After changing hotels, we stopped in at the large, “tourist” hotel to try a Moroccan beer. Not any good, so we went back to the hotel to lounge for a bit before heading out for Moroccan pastries. Instead of pastries, we found ourselves back at the first place we had eaten. It was the best food in Morocco, if you could deal with the cats. It was again that good and again full of cats.
The entire city was covered in cats though. Most of the town smelled like cats. You could see and/or smell them on every street. Not what I had hoped for after enjoying all the smells of the Camino. And these cats were not all perfect little cats. Plenty were the “tiny tim” of the cat food chain. Lots of sideways limbs, missing eyes, like a Mr. Potato Head dropped down the stairs.
Moving on from the cats and dinner, we finally decided to get pastries. We ordered a set of cookies after dinner and were not disappointed. We decided to go to the town square in search of more sweets to take on the road to Casablanca, but we got so much more.
A photography festival was happening while we were in town. It was the second annual. I chuckled to myself that we could find a second annual something in a city over 500 years old. Tonight there would be no pictures though, as the closing ceremonies were a fashion show.
Loud music was pumped through massive speakers as hundreds of people crowded around a stage. Young men running around, all with their hair neatly coiffed and trying to looks as stylish as possible, getting the show going.
I would not put together Muslim country and fashion show in my mind of things I would encounter in Morocco, which shows my ignorance about the people of Morocco or at least the younger generation of Moroccans.
We enjoyed the experience a great deal. It was interesting to see people dressed in ways many would not deem appropriate although it was normal to tame around the rest of the world.
The big finish was large birds sitting on the arm of men in tuxedos. The party was to continue, but once the power went out, we headed to finally get those pastries and pack for our Moroccan tour.