“How Bazaar, How Bazaar”

The Calm Before the Souks

After spending the night near the gorge we were ready to take a look at it the next morning. The gorge has turned into quite the social gathering over some time. Half of the floor, next to the creek, has been paved for vehicles to drive on. There are houses within the gorge that people live in and also riads for people to stay in.

Previous tours had stayed in one of the riads, but it was not longer serviceable. A rockslide occurred and  a boulder crashed into the house, the kitchen ceased to exist.

We walked through while a cool breeze blew by. Teenagers hauled food and drinks to the other side of the gorge floor to enjoy the day together by the creek. They played instruments, sang songs, and one boisterous boy carried a watermelon across the creek on his shoulder, only to drop it as he was mere feet from his group. A sad sight of green and red meloncholy (get it… melon-choly… see the joke is… nevermind).

Eventually, we drove off in the direction of Ait Benhaddou. It’s a famous town for filming many movies, but most recently the TV show Game of Thrones.

Just before we made it there though, our guide suggested we visit a Berber pharmacy/herbal remedy.

For the next 30 minutes we were inundated with smells. All of them good, a striking departure from basically all of Morocco. The gentleman in charge was the most pleasant snake oil salesman we had met in Morocco. He passed around cures for everything, each containing a touch of this herb, a splash of this oil (a sliver of this animal flesh). He also sold spice blends, at a steep price even by USD, to flavor all your dishes and inevitably boost your metabolism or slow it down.

Anything ailing you, he had, or at least could tell you this would cure that. We left empty handed, much to the chagrin of the Berber businessman, after the pitch of so may fanciful things.

When we did make it to Ait Benhaddou, we were forced to cross a swift moving creek. Disappointing, no one fell in, but it was touch and go for a few of the shorter people.

The city was awesome. Our guide did a great job of explaining the city to us, provided a brief history, and led us to the top of the city for views of the surrounding countryside. Our guide also mentioned he had been coming to the site for the last 5+ years and had seen its noticeable decline. While it is a UNESCO site, there are “more important” UNESCO places in Morocco so this location, especially because it is so remote, does not attract the amount of people and money to warrant the necessary upkeep. 

Our guide felt that in the next 5-10 years it would look so much worse that it would be unrecognizable and soon after, cease to exist. He explained the houses are all made of mud. How only two-three families still live in the city, as the Moroccan gov’t persuaded/pushed all the other families out. Those remaining have no running water, no power, and are not allowed to because a UNESCO site cannot be altered apparently. These families will live there until their houses crumble away and there will be no city left to speak of.

Marrakesh and the Infamous Souks

After a night of more tajines and card games we left early in the morning due to the threat of severe inclement weather in the Atlas Mountains. We successfully missed the poor weather and made it into Marrekech early, giving us time to walk around the medina and thousands of souks lining the streets.

Our initial tour of the medina was not very beneficial. Our first stop was a cemetery that was only recently found when a plane flew over it and “discovered” it. It had been walled off from the city at one point because the person walling it up wanted the people honored inside forgotten about. It was a beautiful, quiet area in the middle of all the hustle and bustle.

The guide then took us to another riad/palace like place to explore. It was in the same structure as many of the other palaces, alacazars that we had visited. Walls on the outside and decoration on the inside.

Finally our guide speed walked through the maze of shops, hardly mentioning any significant notes. We were led through the leather district, iron working section, fabrics, and foodstuffs with nary more than a nod and a note of what area we were in.

Really, the walls of rugs mean we are in the rug section? The guy welding over there means we are in the iron sections? Even if you were blind, the smells, sounds, and touching of goods, could have given you enough clues as to where you were.

We decided to walk around a little in the souks to try to get an idea of the souvenirs we still needed to purchase for folks back home. It was painful. There are so many shops, sensory overload cripples you. It’s loud in much of the areas so you can barely hear anything. It’s deathly quite in others so it feel like everyone is listening to you.

I could not walk anywhere in Morocco without some store owner yelling “Ali Baba!! Ali Baba!!” In these places the problem is exacerbated because there are many more shops and many more shop owners.

If the sights, sounds, and smells don’t deter you from shopping, then the haggling will. You will never know how much something costs. Ask, and the shop owner will attempt to corral you into his store, barricade you in with a wall of goods, and then harass you until you buy or start cursing (at least in my experience).

People will tell you it’s an experience. It is. A horribly unpleasant one.

We had dinner with the group in the main square next to the shops. More sights, sounds, and unpleasant smells to go with the solicitors hawking watches, hats, and sunglasses. When they weren’t around, it was women and children begging for your last piece of bread.

Cities in Morocco are not a place you can enjoy peacefully.

The next day was the day I had been dreading. I knew we were going to have to buy things, but I didn’t want to deal with the people to do it. It took many hours across many shops to finally finish our Morocco gift buying.

Our biggest purchase was for my brother-in-law, who now has a lovely bag direct from Marrekech. It was a three bag purchase in total, as I procured a bag (purse) for our camera, and another gift for someone. We spent hours trying to find a bag that would not make him hate us. I have been told we succeeded.

Both the shop owner and I were unhappy after the purchase. I was tired of haggling and he was tired of me taking up all his time. But if I was gonna be miserable, everyone else around me was gonna be too. I had hemmed and hawed, complained, and did everything I could to ensure he did not enjoy his time with me.

Of course everyone we have met that has dealt with haggling will tell you that women are better at it than men. Elizabeth proved the adage true when she haggled for around fifteen minutes with two shop owners for three items. They did not seem to enjoy her ability to look them in the eye and give an incredulously low number. Repeatedly she did this to them. She didn’t so much haggle as she gave them one (low) price point and if they didn’t meet it within a 5-10 dirham range she walked. 

I think she always walked away with a better deal than I did.

Thirty minutes later, we found our way out of the hell known as the souks. We had walked by the same shops 3-4 times. A man began following us at one point, the kind of man that will escort you out of the souks to the main square for a substantial fee. But we made it out on our own, using the mosque minaret’s as our guides (and finally realizing they had a few sign posts to guide you around).

We mailed yet another collection of trinkets, art, and worn clothes back home and then headed out to dinner.

On our way to dinner, we had to stop by a dry cleaners. A couple of folks on the tour had dropped their clothes at the cleaners, attempted to pick them back up, and were told the price to pick up 8-10 garments was 100+ USD. This was not the price quoted initially.

After much back and forth with our guide, the price was reduced to 80 USD. As had happened the last time someone else had their clothes “cleaned” in a city prior to Marrekech on our tour, the clothes came back wet and dirtier than when initially handed over the the cleaners.

Let this be a lesson to everyone. Don’t go to Morocco, but if you do, stay in a place with a washer and dryer.

We enjoyed our final dinner with some members of our team. The next day a few people would leave and the rest would head to Essaouira.

Sahara Bound

Roadtrip to the Country

We left Fez and headed to Midelt. The day was pretty slow and mostly just a travel day between cities. Our first stop was a few hours into the drive at a town called Ifrane.  This town was built by the French in the early 1900’s due to it’s cold climate in winter. It includes a ski resort too. While we were there we didn’t get snow, instead an extremely heavy downpour came, including hail, so we sat in a coffee shop to wait out the storm before heading back to the bus.

After an hour or so we had another stop, this time for monkeys. Lots of people stop to see the animals, some of the people feed them. Everyone takes pictures. Elizabeth also enjoyed the dogs.

We had a picnic lunch on this day in between all the driving. The highlight of the lunch was Elizabeth finally learning (for herself) that the Mars bars abroad are really just American Milky Ways. The Milky Way bars abroad are more like 3 Musketeers. So confusing.

We hopped back into the bus and after a few more hours we eventually arrived in Midelt. You drive all this way just to get closer to the Sahara. There is not really any other reason to be out in this part of Morocco. We took a lovely walk around a canyon and through the countryside. It began to rain again so we cut it short and as a group we ran to the hotel.

Another uneventful night was broken up with the learning of a new card game. Not fit for print, the name of the game is bestowed upon the loser of the game. One of the benefits of the game is that are no winners, only a single loser. On this first night, one of the Australians lost five games in a row. Not an easy feat, but he continued to try to match this losing streak for the rest of the trip.

A Date with the Desert

The next morning began with more driving to get us to the Sahara. After a quick stop for a Moroccan pizza lunch, we arrived in the middle of nowhere. Our bus driver took a left on a flat piece of land and started driving. There were occasional signs for places to stay out there, ruts where other vehicles had driven, and not much else.

It was lonely and desolate and exactly what we were looking for. An hour later or so the dunes of the Sahara climbed over the horizon and buildings started to take shape as we arrived at our car’s stopping point.

We got out our small overnight pack and prepared to catch out next ride. But it was not to be, as a sandstorm showed up to stop our plans. We waited for it to blow through with many of us looking out the windows of the hotel, as if we were trying to get a glimpse of Santa or the mail man or the Wells Fargo wagon.

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When the storm passed, we made our way to the edge of the dunes. Tentatively, we climbed on the back of our camels and began walking.

Now it was not as if this was all that extreme. These camels have made the walk hundreds of times, so much so that if one of us had fallen off and lost sight of the camels, he/she could have followed the trail of droppings and found the desert campsite. The camels are also tied together so they can’t even walk off if they wanted to.

Nevertheless, it was quite the experience to sit on the hump of a camel and traipse across a small stretch of the Sahara like we were in Lawrence of Arabia. Most of the guys in our group even wore scarves with a typical design of the region. We were also taught how to tie the scarf so it wouldn’t unravel while being worn. Such tourists.

We did eventually arrive in our desert camp. Not exactly rustic. We had a full mattress, running water, electricity in our tents and flush toilets. We sat around having a cup of tea feeling quite proud of ourselves for getting there anyway.

At first we started to play cards. Our guide scolded us, rightly so, for playing cards when we had so much of the desert to explore. Following his lead, we left our cards behind and climbed the largest dune we could see. It was right behind our camp, it was easy to access, the highest around, and would provide excellent viewpoints of the sunset. Nature intervened though because the wind was so strong and so much sand was being thrown around, you couldn’t stay on top of the dune for very long.

Instead, we headed down for dinner determined to watch the sunrise the following morning, even if the sand was whirling. We talked a fair amount at dinner on this night about the Camino, as those on the tour with us where interested in knowing about it. We happily explained how enjoyable it can be and how terrible it can be as well.

We watched the stars dance at night, following any shooting stars we could catch a glimpse of.

“I Wake Up… Rise to the Sun”

We did awake in time to catch the sunrise. I think I was the first out of bed and onto another dune to see if the payoff was worth the effort. It was. We all watched in awe as the sun rose to greet us. After climbing back down the dune we prepared mount our camels and leave.

We left the desert camp the same way we arrived – Camel power. Elizabeth’s camel was a bit fiesty and bit the camel ahead of her. The camel was immediately taken to the front so Elizabeth enjoyed uninterrupted views on the ride back.

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We arrived back at the hotel where we had dropped our luggage, and we were off again. This time we were heading to Todra Gorge, a large creek in a deep canyon.

Three stops were made on the way to Todra Gorge.

The first was an awesome fossil shop dealing in marble with animal fossils remaining in it. It was something we needed, but could not afford.

The second was so we could climb down in a hole in the middle of nowhere. One the side of the road, we began to see small mounds of dirt, maybe six feet high. A lot of them, hundreds. We learned these were used for underground water transportation, these holes dot the landscape of interior Morocco.

The third stop dropped at the edge of a beautiful valley, and we began walking next to another creek surrounded by flora and fauna. We zigzagged our way through and around creeks, flowers, and ants to get to our hotel.

Morocco, like every country and state we have ever visited, has beautiful landscapes. The rivers, valleys, Atlas Mountains, Sahara desert, and plains all form an incredible place to experience. It was difficult to be outside with a view of a majestic piece of land and not appreciate it.

Taken 4: Close Call in Casablanca

We left Chefchaouen early the next morning. Too early for taxis to be present at the stand. With no taxis readily available, we determined we would walk to the bus station. It was ONLY 10-15 minutes away from our hotel. Lets just say it’s a good thing we ran into a taxi on the way. We might still be in Morocco. During the drive, we realized we could have gotten very lost during that 10-15 minute walk.

With the help of the taxi drive, we caught our bus for Casablanca. It was a much nicer bus than I had anticipated, again with my terrible assumptions. It was nicer than several of the buses we traveled on in Spain even.

Many hours later, we were dropped off in downtown Casablanca, not at a bus station or even a bus stop in downtown Casablanca. We were 15 minutes away from the bus station where we were supposed to be. The driver explained that due to International Workers Day and the protests in the streets associated with it, it was impossible for our bus to get where it needed to be. Too many protesters, too many closed roads.

This was a big problem. We had no idea where to go or even where to start looking. In most stations (bus/train/airport), WIFI is available. I anticipated being able to check my phone for turn by turn directions from google maps. With our new drop off location, we couldn’t even find a cafe to get internet.

We were helpless and feeling a bit concerned.

Cue “Taken” with Liam Neeson. The italicized comments are my thoughts at the moment. Notice my optimism.

A young woman noticed our apparent confusion and disorientation. Easy marks. In English, she ask if we needed help and we said yes. Confirming definite lost tourist trope. She said she was from Casablanca. She was on a weekend trip with her boyfriend to Chefchaouen and was on our bus. She asked where we were staying and said she and her boyfriend could help us find the place. All said to help build a relationship with us to make us more comfortable around her.

As we began walking, leaving the stranded bus behind, I was running through every scenario in which we get taken. What we would do to attempt to escape, what bag would I need most, and how would I be tortured or drugged to death, or just shot in the head as they dragged Elizabeth away.

We continued our journey with this couple. The boyfriend went running off to try and find directions. Or to notify the goons he works for that they have hooked a couple of American tourists. The young woman chats us up. Seeking to learn things about us to use against us later or in order to attempt to extort money from our families.

The boyfriend was gone for 10-15 actual minutes. In order to notify his bosses. He comes back with a hand drawn map. Obviously the holding cell for fresh kidnappings has moved to a new location.

We start walking again headed deeper into the bowels of Casablanca and away from the main square and angry protesters. A ploy to make us feel safer and prevent any police who may recognize our “helpers” as petty criminals feeding some Middle Eastern slave trade with semi-attractive Americans.

We make a few turns. To try to disorient us. Pass by a McDonald’s . At least I know where I can go if shit hits the fan and it will because Hollywood says so. Then we stop. So their team can surround us. The boyfriend asks a couple of men about the location of our hotel. All of this is in Arabic so I’m thinking he is confirming the new kidnapping location again.

We make another turn or two and there is the sign for the hotel we are staying in. Odd they have taken us to where we are supposed to be, they must be excellent at this kidnapping bit.

They walk us up to the front door of the hotel. Where they will inevitably attempt to get me to give them 1000 dirham. Give us a hug and a handshake. Here’s where they stab us in the back or poison us. Tell us to enjoy our time in Morocco, and then walk away.

We stood their for a minute. Two strangers helped two lost travellers in a foreign land. They asked for nothing and gave us all their time and energy. For over 30 minutes they worked to navigate the confusing streets of Casablanca to guide us to our hotel.

We can’t remember their names, but their willingness to help us and be so generous with their time will never be forgotten.

The rest of the day pales in comparison.

We stayed in a beautiful, but rundown, art deco hotel from the 1920’s. We met the group of travellers on our tour, Australians, Americans, and a New Zealander and headed out to a bland dinner.

We went to bed still trying to figure out why the young couple was so nice to us.

The next morning we started with a tour of the thirteenth largest mosque in the world (largest in Morocco) and the tallest minaret in the world. Non-Muslims are not allowed inside certain parts of most mosques, but this mosque allows people the opportunity to see the typical closed off sections. It’s a large, grand structure.

From Casablanca we headed to Moulay Idriss, a stopping point for those who are in town to see Volubilis.

Moulay Idriss is considered a holy city and Non-Muslims were not even allowed to stay overnight until 2004. It hosts the tomb of a Muslim “Saint”, as Moroccan Islam is a little different that a more standard Islam. Our tour of the town included a history of who Moulay Idriss was as well as the basic structure of a medina. We took some nice photo’s and headed back to our riad.

A riad is a typical house of Morocco where the rooms face an interior garden or open area in the middle of the house. From the outside the houses look more like walls, the beauty of the homes is on the inside in the courtyard spaces. We were basically in a Moroccan BnB. We learned about Moroccan food and cooking from the proprietor’s wife and sat down to a pleasant dinner with the group.

The second full day of our tour began with Volubilis. This was one of the main reasons for visiting Morocco. Roman ruins are really cool. Seeing them in Rome is great. Seeing them all the way at the edge of Africa is even greaterer.

It was an incredible walk around a city still being excavated. We learned about their way of life 2000 years ago. We got to see where the Romans lived, worked, and where they visited the town brothel. We also had more incredible views of the surrounding area.

 

We left Volubilis and Moulay Idriss behind and headed to Meknes. A city with a long history from a long time ago, the buildings were dilapidated and depressing, a theme of Morocco. The highlight of the city tour was visiting a dungeon so large it has not been fully mapped.

Reports from an ancient age indicate guards were lost in the dungeons and died from not being able to find their way out. We also enjoyed when our guide shooed 50-60 people out from in front of the large doors to the kasbah so we could take pictures. We dug his style.

He also schooled a group of Spaniards that told him to stop because our group was walking in their picture. He let them know what manners are and that they should use them. It was awesome.

Towards the end of our tour we were able to see some impressive craftsmen hammer silver wire into different metal pieces to create ornate design.

For lunch in Meknes, we were lucky enough to try a camel burger. At this particular hole-in-the wall restaurant, locals bring meat for the restaurant to grill. Our guide had arranged for camel meat to be sent to the restaurant for us. The camel was not distinguishable from ground beef. It ate like any other ground meat. We would eat it again. After our camel lunch we walked about the medina before catching our train to Fez.

We have been hauling a significant amount of luggage on our trip. Two large backpacks, a checked bag, and often two other small bags. It has not been too much of a pain, but it can be inconvenient and tiresome.

We arrived to our train later than planned and were some of the last people aboard. This meant sharing a section of seats with regular people on the train and not our group. It also meant there were people sitting down already as we boarded and put away luggage. The room we were in within the train had four seats facing four seats. There was a little room underneath each seat for small items, but the large bags went above the seats. Our checked bag weighed around 60 pounds normally. I don’t have too hard a time lifting it, but it’s size and weight can be tricky. As we were leaving the station, I was trying to lift the bag to put it above the seats.

As I was lifting the train was moving. Moving just enough to throw off my balance a bit.

I was not strong enough to hold the bag over my head with one hand and brace with the other. In an empty train car, this would have only embarrassed me a bit, as I would have crashed into a wall and laughed at my weakness.

But the luggage rack I was trying to put this bag on was above a seat with a person in it. A person who now had a 60 pound bag quickly moving to crush his face. It’s took every bit of power I had to to not allow the bag to kill/decapitate/smother the older Moroccan man.

It came within millimeters of his face. It was close enough to mess his hair up a little, but not enough to leave him with a bloody nose, black eyes, or broken bones.

Elizabeth rushed over to attempt to help, to apologize, and to mention that we need to carry less stuff. Hindsight, am I right?

We got the bag up where it needed to be, apologize profusely in English (which does no good), and sat down. We were both flustered and mortified. Us awful Americans have almost killed a man with all our stuff.

Trying to lighten the mood, I looked at an older Moroccan woman sitting across from us, and next to the older man whose life just flashed before his eyes, point to the bag and then point to Elizabeth.

I didn’t know if it would translate, but with my pointing I was now accusing Elizabeth of forcing me to haul her bag around. Turns out the woman not only got the joke, she began speaking to us in English.

She was laughing at my accusation and talked about how women do tend to pack more than men. How on long trips, men seem to need so little. Of course, Elizabeth was quick to defend herself. Not all of it is hers she said.

The brief conversation was a life-saver. We were still worried about almost injuring a man and this woman completely diffused the situation. It was a big enough surprise she knew English and so well. We didn’t run into too many strangers, particularly of an older generation, who were so fluent in English.

Without her, the train ride would have been much more tense.

Once we arrived in Fez, we were exhausted. We lounged around until dinner, which involved a dish called chicken pastilla. I guess it’s like a minced meat pie but with chicken and warming/apple pie spices inside. They sprinkle a little powdered sugar on top. It was very good as were all the vegetables varieties that accompanied our meal. And a ton of bread.

The next day we were up bright an early, we had a full morning of touring Fez. First up was a ceramic factory. This was an amazing learning experience for us. To be able to watch and learn how mosaics and pottery are still being made by hand in Morocco was unbelievable. Watching each craftsman and woman design and sculpt showed how artistic each person was.

Learning that only after years of training can a person begin to make mosaics and how if a mistake is made on a large piece, the person gets demoted back to smaller pieces or cutting the shapes was impressive and depressing at the same time.

Next, was the medina. We saw the extremely ornate palaces doors, then the Jewish quarter. We learned the different in the styles of house between the Jews and Muslims. The main difference was that Jews had a balcony on the street and Muslims had balconies facing inside the house. The group then headed out to get some panoramic views of Fez and lunch.

We then went on what was probably everyone’s least favorite part of the trip, the hard sell.

Trying to buy anything in a store other than food or drink is a lesson in futility. There is never an honest price given. It is a perpetually painful experience in which the buyer always suffers (either mentally or economically). The amount of time wasted is incredible, just to buy some junk.

We spoke to a couple of younger Moroccans about the haggling and both indicated how much they hated it. One even said he takes his mother with him because he has no interest in wasting his time. I realize that’s a small sample size, but I take it as absolute gospel and will not be convinced otherwise.

So to make this part brief, we visited the famous tanneries of Fez (not being used at the time due to repairs taking place since at least October), a weaving shop, and the a silver shop. 

We bought nothing at the tannery or weaver. Much to the chagrin of every employee chasing you around the store trying to set fire to everything to prove how authentic bags, scarves, etc. is. You can’t look at anything in the store without them trying to drape it over your shoulder, wrap you in it, or put it in your hands.

You want to walk around, perusing? Find another country. You want to buy something until the employee starts talking and then the process starts and you don’t even care anymore. And then they drop the price and keep dropping the price until you decide to give in or give up. How about a reasonable price the first time so I can give you my money and leave the store to go do anything other than argue about a few pennies you seem so desperate to have.

We wanted a teapot, so sadly we endured the nonsense at the silver store. The silver store is apparently run by the family of the guy who made the palace doors. I suppose this puts a premium on the goods there.

After this guys pitch, which included bringing out a dozen or so teapots, plates, serving trays, gongs and anything else he could place in our laps, he left us to think about all the greats things to buy. And allow his minions to follow us around the store poking and prodding until we gave up and paid whatever they wanted.

We decided on a particular teapot after much deliberation (I can’t give too much away since it’s a gift that has yet to be opened). This was not to the satisfaction of the shop owner who said I needed to complete the set. Buying just this would not do.

At this point, I gave up. I told Elizabeth I didn’t care anymore, didn’t want anything, and was ready to go. She knew we really would regret not getting the teapot,so she calmly explained we only wanted the teapot and we did not want anything else.

To close out our night in Fez,  we enjoyed dinner of assorted street food kebabs. Some standard parts of livestock and some organs of livestock. All pretty tasty.

The next couple of days we said goodbye to medina life and headed out into the country and were Sahara bound.

Another day, Another Continent

We arrived in Morocco at 3 pm or so, having flown into Tangier via Porto, with a stopover in Madrid. We hopped in our grand taxi, different from a petite taxi in Morocco, and rode two hours to our first Morocco destination.

Morocco was high on my list since we had been planning the trip. Morocco seemed exciting, daring, a bit dangerous.

Our first stop was Chefchaouen, the blue city. It was not on the two week tour we had booked through a company, so this was a special trek on our own to see an interesting city in the middle of the country.

We arrived to pandemonium. Our cab driver let us know the market was happening that day, Thursday. He could only drive so far and then he would walk us to our hotel. The city is all built on the side of a mountain, hence why the pictures of the town are so…picturesque. We started walking with all our luggage, dragging it up the mountain side because most places don’t have perfectly paved sidewalks to roll luggage on.

We passed countless livestock, spices, herbs, clothes, and general junk. It was total chaos. We caught plenty of stares as our pale faces wandered through the market hauling our own personal junk. We were not accosted on the walk but that would change as the days wore on.

For dinner we headed to the number one rated place on tripadvisor. Not generally what I use for food opinions, but there are only a few restaurants in town. I figured we would end up eating at most all of them by the time we left the city.

Dinner was surprisingly delicious if you like food in a tajine. We do and did. The only issue was the family of cats that ruled the outdoor area of the restaurant. After one climbed up on a table to grab what remained of someone’s chicken dinner, I was less enthused with my dining experience. Probably should have recognized at that point the cats outnumber people in Moroccan restaurants.

We still went to bed excited and anxious about our time in Morocco. It would contain many more emotions than just those two.

Pigs Get Fat. Hogs Get Slaughtered.

Our hotel provided a lovely breakfast every morning, replete with toast, eggs, preserves, a donut, fresh goat cheese, and mint tea. They love bread and sweet mint tea in Morocco. Every meal contains both at all times of the day. Southerners would do well to visit for the meals. One delicacy we did not like were the Moroccan olives. They are also present at every meal and not good, ever.

For our first full day in Chefchaouen I booked us a walking tour with, what the internet told me, the only English speaking guide in the city. The gentleman is from Chefchaouen and is recommended in several publications. I booked him mostly because he knew English.

We learned a ton about the history of the city, of a typical Moroccan neighborhoods, the traditional way of life, foreign occupations of the city, and anything else we could think to ask. He even showed us his childhood home. Of course our biggest question had to do with why the city is blue. You can look it up, but the reason was based on a practice when Jews lived in the city.

But, as all things with tourism these days, it’s not as traditional as it used to be. Apparently, the blue originally covered only a portion of the home’s exterior. The reason was because women who stayed at home with the children while the men went out to labor, were the original house painters. Women only painted as far as their brushes would reach and would not climb on a ladder. I guess  it’s not fit for a lady to paint any higher. So, the traditional painting would stop at some unknown demarcation line and would not continue to cover the entire house. Each and every blue building in Chefchaouen painted to the rooftop is only done for tourism.

What a buzzkill. Nevertheless, it is neat and beautiful.

While on our tour, our guide asked if we wanted to go in the local carpet shop to see the loom machine used to create the rugs. The internet says a guide taking you to a rug shop is a gimmick, as the guide is reported to get a kickback when their tourists buy a rug. 

Well we were in the market for a rug and Chefchaouen is supposed to be a place where you can get a real rug for a better deal than in the larger cities. It was the only rug shop we had seen in a couple of days and we figured it was as good as any place to take a look. 

We were shown the loom machine, a few rugs and almost immediately we were overwhelmed. We decided to come back later in the day after we came up with a gameplan. We hadn’t even talked about what size, style, color rug we wanted for the hypothetical house we don’t even own. We also needed to settle on a price we were willing to pay. We were so worried about haggling that we forgot about these small details.

After our walking tour ended we went straight back to the rug shop with our guide in tow because we could not find the rug shop on our own. Eventually our guide left (It was a Friday, which is an important for Muslims and he needed to be back with his family for lunch and prayer)  and we continued the horrible and arduous process of rug buying.

For the uninitiated, you sit down with the salesman, have mint tea, learn yes and no in Arabic, and then they take as much money from you as possible all in the name of fun and haggling. An hour later, we spent more on a rug than on any single purchase we have ever made, but we have been told we paid a fair price. I had buyers remorse the moment I said yes, and Elizabeth was ready to get the hell out of the store and away from me. She was happy about the purchase and didn’t need me bringing her down.

Once we completed the process and were ready to head back to the hotel we realized there was a good chance we couldn’t find our way back.  The guide knew this before he left so he spoke with the owner to ensure we had someone to walk us back.

As we left, the owner asked us to give the guide a good tip. He was walking us back for a total of 6-8 minutes so I figured on giving him 20 dirham, about 2 USD. That’s about what I would give a bellhop or other hotel worker for assisting me.

As we arrived at our hotel, I gave the guy a 20 and he looked at me in disgust. He says a good tip is 1000 dirham. For those not great at math, that’s 100 USD. I looked at him like he had lost his mind. I don’t even have 1000 dirham on me. I never carry that much cash ever. I’m not rich.

He continued to stand there giving me hell for the awful tip, so I took out what cash I had. I had 500 dirham on me, but I wasn’t giving him all of it. But, I also knew he wouldn’t leave until he got what he wanted. I didn’t know any Arabic (except yes and no), and I just wanted it over. He said he’ll take 300. I gave him the cash and hustled in to our hotel.

I was livid.

However, one thing I take pride in is my ability to complain until I get what I want, or I have decided I have complained long enough that I gotten my money’s worth and no longer require a refund.

I immediately fired off an email to our guide. I play stupid and ask if the initial tip I offered was too low (knowing full well the guy ripped me off). I say that I don’t want to insult anyone in Morocco by not tipping enough.

I am satisfied that I have sufficiently snitched on the kid who walked us back and expect an email back within the day. I know that if I don’t get traction, that pitching a fit online on tripadvisor or some other forums will make me feel better, even if my pocketbook stays much lighter.

We then headed out to lunch at a place our guide suggested. About fifteen minutes into our meal, our waiter comes by to tell me there is a man at the door that would like to speak to me.

Now believe it or not, I don’t know anyone in Morocco. I’ve never been before, so unless a relative of mine has flown over to surprise Elizabeth and me, I don’t know what is going on. I slowly walk to the door, trying to figure out what was about to happen, what native Alabamian has decided to show up unannounced to the middle of Morocco, and who would know I was here. We didn’t tell anyone where we were going.

Unsurprisingly, I did not recognize the man at the door. A young Moroccan with a beard, he knew who I was. He was from the rug store and must have been a big deal there. He had found us in the city (not that hard since it was lunch time and there are only about five places to eat in the city center) and was there to apologize.

He explained how embarrassed he was, how the kid who walked us back was new, that they didn’t know he would try that, and he continued to apologize. He asked where we are from. Once I said Alabama, he couldn’t stop saying Roll Tide. He then gave me all of my money back. The same bills I had given the kid, I’d now gotten back.

He apologized probably 15 times in between the 10-15 Roll Tide’s.

I headed back to Elizabeth completely shell shocked. This guy had run all over the city to find us to apologize.

It was an incredible display of determination and decency. Although, he was probably more worried about what I would say on tripadvisor about his store than doing the right thing, but again that’s the cynic in me.  

Within about five minutes of this occurring, our tour guide walked in. He had changed clothes to his traditional prayer/Friday family garb. He was there to apologize as well.

He explained to me what had transpired after I sent the email. How the store owner sought to find me all over town, how I had offered a correct tip initially, how he sent me an email explaining everything. He also reiterated to me how I needed to be more stern with the people of Morocco that want to “help” us.

He had mentioned on our tour that people would expect payment for anything they might do for you and that they would attempt to extort. He said to be firm and give them a fair tip. Giving too much money shifts the economics of the area and causes trouble for future travelers that may not tip as much.

He apologized again and went on his merry way.

Again, we were completely baffled. It is almost impossible to find such polar opposite acts that happen so close to one another. Here in Morocco we were experiencing all the lows and highs of humanity and only on our first full day.

We spent the afternoon enjoying the terrace of our hotel. Since Fridays are an important holy day in Islam, most stores were closed. That prevented us from walking around for souvenirs. But it was a nice, sunny day and we enjoyed our wine we had bargained for in Portugal.  

We were the envy of the small hotel. The city we were staying in had three small bars with, only terrible, drinking options. We were just about the only people in the entire city with wine. When we explained we brought it in from another country, people were even more confused.

Bringing alcohol into a Muslim country? That’s legal? Not punishable by death?

People should read up a bit before visiting places.

So we enjoyed our legal Portuguese sparkling printer wine. I’m not sure if it was so good because it was sparkling or because we were the only tourists within hours of us enjoying wine.

We finished the night with the best restaurant in the city. More kefta tajines, vegetable spreads, and bread. The place was lively and indoors, meaning no cats.

We walked home, keeping an eye out for the rug worker we had wronged, waiting for him to sink a dagger into my side in the first dark alley we came to.

No One Likes Casablanca Anyway

We decided to stay another day in Chefchaouen. Our organized tour didn’t start until the following day, and everyone says Casablanca is a boring, dirty town.

We enjoyed the day without responsibility. Breakfast on the terrace, a hike to the best views of the city, souvenir shopping/trying to determine how much/if  I overpaid for the rug, lunch back at the same place we had dinner, and more walking around the city.

After changing hotels, we stopped in at the large, “tourist” hotel to try a Moroccan beer. Not any good, so we went back to the hotel to lounge for a bit before heading out for Moroccan pastries. Instead of pastries, we found ourselves back at the first place we had eaten. It was the best food in Morocco, if you could deal with the cats. It was again that  good and again full of cats.

The entire city was covered in cats though. Most of the town smelled like cats. You could see and/or smell them on every street. Not what I had hoped for after enjoying all the smells of the Camino. And these cats were not all perfect little cats. Plenty were the “tiny tim” of the cat food chain. Lots of sideways limbs, missing eyes, like a Mr. Potato Head dropped down the stairs.

Moving on from the cats and dinner, we finally decided to get pastries. We ordered a set of cookies after dinner and were not disappointed. We decided to go to the town square in search of more sweets to take on the road to Casablanca, but we got so much more.

A photography festival was happening while we were in town. It was the second annual. I chuckled to myself that we could find a second annual something in a city over 500 years old. Tonight there would be no pictures though, as the closing ceremonies were a fashion show.

Loud music was pumped through massive speakers as hundreds of people crowded around a stage. Young men running around, all with their hair neatly coiffed and trying to looks as stylish as possible, getting the show going.

I would not put together Muslim country and fashion show in my mind of things I would encounter in Morocco, which shows my ignorance about the people of Morocco or at least the younger generation of Moroccans.

We enjoyed the experience a great deal. It was interesting to see people dressed in ways many would not deem appropriate although it was normal to tame around the rest of the world.

The big finish was large birds sitting on the arm of men in tuxedos. The party was to continue, but once the power went out, we headed to finally get those pastries and pack for our Moroccan tour. 

We leave Spain. We enter Port (wine).

The following morning everyone was feeling a lot better. Perhaps the sun cured us, if only for a brief time. I enjoyed breakfast ravioli as the Italian looked over in disgust. She was eating Oreo’s.

We hopped in the car ready to get back to Santiago. We were all going to Porto, Portugal as it would turn out, so we weren’t going to be able to leave each other’s side just yet. The drive back was a lot more fun than the drive out. We played music and everyone sang when they knew the words or made the words up. It was a huge highlight of the trip for me, but I love a roadtrip.

Once back in Santiago de Compestelo, we caught the bus to Porto and began yet another adventure in another land. A land full of bridges, cod, a laptop, plenty of port wine, and good old fashion European bartering.

Once in Porto, our group separated for the day. Everyone was staying in a different place, but we planned to reconvene for a final dinner that night. Candice had only a night in town so this was truly it for our fearsome foursome.

After dropping our gear, we headed straight into town. Not for the sights or sounds of Porto, or the wine, or the bridges, but for the most important thing in the world, a new laptop.

(To make a long story short, it was a miserable experience that took two days to resolve. When I finally got my Portuguese laptop, one year of virus protection, and a printer, I was happy to never have to step foot in a FNAC again.)

From here we walked around the city, partially getting lost, and partially enjoying the opportunity to walk around a city we would not have to leave the following morning by 8 am. The Portuguese Independence Day celebrations were happening while we were in town, so we got to hear a few Portuguese acts and an Irish band performing in an outdoor concert. We also saw a wedding. It was like life was happening again. We had been in our comfortable Camino bubble and forgot life was still going on around us. We laugh because we realized for the first time that it was spring and it actually felt like spring. The seasons changed and we didn’t even notice.

We then headed to church and dinner with the team. Elizabeth and I were having a tiff due to day one of the FNAC debacle, so we enjoyed the river separately as we waited on the arrival of our other duo. 

Dinner was predominantly cod. It’s a popular fish here in Europe. Every tour will explain the importance, but I still don’t know why they love it so much. Candice, who loves cod since it is also popular in her homeland, was too sick to eat most of her meal. The magic from the Fisterre sun had worn off, so our last night as a family ended earlier than any of us wanted.

She left the following day. (Ed. Note – We haven’t seen her since. She has been traveling through Italy only a few days ahead of us. It’s a shame we couldn’t have crossed over at some point, but c’est la vie. She did tell us that while back in Germany she went to a beer festival and ran into Lisa. It seems the Camino is still giving.)

The next day began with a walking tour of Porto. Rachele had decided to join us for the tour, so we weren’t all alone. Unknown to us at the time, we were in Porto in the midst of their Independence Day. It was great to learn about the town during the Independence festivities. Everyone walked around with carnations to honor a free Portugal.

Thanks to a suggestion from our guide, we all went to grab lunch after the tour at a diner famous for a particular Portuguese dish. Now walking to lunch was an ordeal, because walking anywhere in Porto is an ordeal. Porto is on a river so the city is beautiful and has incredible views from almost anywhere.

If you are on the side with the city, you can see all the port cellars housing the port wine with each company’s name in big bright letters and lighting. From the port cellar side, you get amazing views of the city. Both sides enjoy the lovely bridge views. But both sides have such beauty because it extends vertically, up some very steep hills. The only flat sections of Porto are the walkways near the river and the bridges. Even the city streets are hills. Porto feels like it’s built inside many bowls, making each walk arduous.

So when we finally arrive at Cafe Santiago, we are ready to try the Francesinha. The dish was invented in Porto in the 1960’s somewhere, so it’s not some ancient dish. It’s supposedly based on a croque monsieur.

I would say, however, this dish is based more on insanity and the desire for local Portuenses to have a drunk food at all hours of the day. They call it a sandwich. It’s not. I wouldn’t call it a dish either. I’d call it a mess.

Our version: between two slices of bread sits bologna, a split sausage link, ham, and a piece of steak. Add a fried egg on top of the sandwich, cheese on top of that, and cover it with a sauce that is different at every restaurant because no one can agree on what is in the sauce.

It’s a disaster. I would not go so far as to say it is delicious. Elements are good, the bologna is terrible (as all bologna is), the fries in a ring around the mound of food are nice to dip in the gravy/sauce.

Elizabeth and I split one. They tried to give me the entire one that Rachele had ordered and were confused and taken aback when they realized I had ordered only a half. I had things to do the rest of the day and taking a long nap was not one of them. Half was more than enough and we all left stuffed and unsure of what we had heaped in our stomachs.

The last time we were to see Rachele was at dinner that night. After getting our new laptop set up and getting the blog back up and running, we headed back out to Porto to spend our last few hours together. We stopped for a quick port tasting before dinner, learning that we prefer a dry white port. So now you know what port to get us.

Dinner was at an ultra traditional Porto restaurant. They served a tripe soup Rachele wanted to try before she left and not every place does it. After a short wait, we got a table and enjoyed each others company and the meal. Many troubadours stopped by while we were eating, some better than others, and a common occurrence at any place with outdoor seating. At one moment one of the musicians played a familiar tune. It was the same song the Northern Sardinian sang so many weeks ago – Cielito Lindo. It gave us a moment to reflect on where we were and where we had been only a few weeks before.  

We stayed awhile, soaking up our time together. Our group was headed back down to two, distressing to both Elizabeth and me. We waved goodbye to Rachele, unsure of when we would see her again if ever. We felt the same way when Candice left. We hoped we would see them again, but life is weird and the world is big.

You are probably wondering what else is left to see in Porto. How many days are needed in a city with almost nothing to see? Well, you are right, but we had time to kill and we wanted Porto to be relaxing before we headed off to Morocco. Plus, I had to shed a printer.

When I bought this Portuguese laptop, a printer and virus protection came in the bundle. Ever the miser, I bought a floor model laptop. The store apparently throws in some junk to move the last piece of stock. I tried to sell the printer back to the store or get a credit, but as an awful, massive, conglomerate, they had no power to do anything. Their suggestion was a pawn shop. Problem was the only pawn shop was closed, so I hauled the printer home with us.

I decided I would see if our Airbnb host would like the printer for a good deal, hell any deal. I couldn’t haul the printer (not just a printer, but a scanner too), around Europe and Morocco so I was up for just any trade. I told our host if he didn’t want to pay for it, he could have it outright anyway. He declined the free offer, saying it wouldn’t be right. I told him the printer wasn’t leaving the hallway.

I awoke the next morning with a trade at hand. Two notes were present and a box filled with three bottles of wine. Two were a Portuguese sparkling wine and the other was a cheap white wine. The notes let me know this was the best our host could do. I immediately accepted the trade.

Upon leaving the house, after celebrating my bartering acumen, we got an Uber to the beach. Not that pretty, but we strolled along the boardwalk, enjoying the sunshine. We quickly became hungry and thirsty. We were in need of port.

Porto has a love affair with cod, as do many other places for some odd reason. Many, many of their dishes contain the stuff. A special one is where we grabbed a snack before heading up a church tower. The cod is mixed with potato, herbs, and cheese to make an egg shaped croquette. The shop we went to likes to pair it with port wine. The cod was fishy, but the port was delicious.

From here we toured a church, old, small, the only difference being the exterior, as almost all of the churches in Porto are decorated with white and blue tile. It was beautiful to see.

To close the day, we went to one of the most beautiful bookstores in the world. The inside was covered in scaffolding and you have to pay to enter. Not really the highlight it could have been but still really interesting. We then bought a bunch of sweets, had some eclairs, went to a run-down mercado, spent too much at a “local and artisanal” shop, and bought additional foodstuff for dinner.

 

After spending the past two nights out for dinner, we decided to spend the night in and watched the sun set and enjoyed dinner from the outdoor space of our apartment.

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We always knew we wanted post Camino massages. Since we didn’t know when we would finish the journey, I waited to book the massages. On our last full day in Porto, we were able to spoil ourselves.

Our massage was at 2 pm and was set to last one hour. The hotel said we were welcome to come over before our appointment to use the other amenities of the hotel, a nice offer from a 5 star hotel. After a quick breakfast at an adorable, old cafe in the heart of Porto (Majestic Cafe), we headed to the hotel and arrived sometime around 10 AM. I’m not sure they were expecting us so early before our appointment, but we didn’t care. We were going to milk this for all its worth.

We left the hotel that afternoon around 4:30 pm. We enjoyed the pool for a while, an unrivaled view of the city of Porto, had lunch, eventually got a massage, drank a lot of tea, wallowed in the “relaxation room” for an hour or so, and then left to head to another port tasting.

We had dinner in so we could pack up all our stuff and be prepared for Morocco the following day.

Looking back, we packed successful but we were not prepared for Morocco.

The Camino Ends And New Journies Begin

We got up the next day with two things to do, mail stuff back to the USA and make it to the pilgrim mass. We accomplished both, but much later than planned.

Breakfast at the hotel was incredible considering what we had been eating towards the end of the Camino. Fruit and yogurt had been supplemented with Oreo’s and Doritos. When you are sick and tired, you give up looking for proper meals.

We felt like we were rich. Eggs, bacon, honey, various pastries and I don’t have to find my money to pay? I don’t have to get my backpack back out to load up my leftovers and then haul the backpack fruit another 20 KM today?

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Breakfast of Camino Champs

We got very little accomplished in the morning once we saw the breakfast spread.

Even with the amazing breakfast, we did make it to mass and found some seats. The pilgrim mass is special because at the end, they swing around a massive thurible filled with incense called The Botafumeiro. You can find videos of it all over the internet. We make an effort not to take pictures or videos during active religious ceremonies so we have no pictures to share, but what you will see is exciting. It takes several grown men grabbing a large rope and hoisting this thing into the air. It then swings back and forth and has been known to separate from the rope and kill people. I can believe it.

One small thing that does detract from the sanctity of the pilgrim service is the 500+ people (who sent their bags ahead each day and walked for the minimum days required) who pressed their way to the front so they can take out their 12 inch iPad to record the entire thing. Forgive me for trying to take in the moment. I’ll just be bitter, sitting in the back, hoping my shoulders recover from the 30 day walk in the wilderness.

Also during the mass, the priests mention each starting point and the origin country for all the pilgrims who finished the Camino. We heard Estados Unidos and smiled.

As we left mass, we ran into another person we thought we had lost on the Camino, Lisa. She had just arrived in Santiago. It was great to see her yet again. Like an old friend popping up out of nowhere.

We then headed to the post office and mailed a portion of our packs back (in hindsight we should have mailed more back). We had picked up a few trinkets along the way in Spain and needed to mail some of our Camino essentials that we no longer needed. Another hour in a post office and we were good to go. Say what you want about the post office, but the women who work there in Spain should all be sainted. They are all underpaid I’m sure, but they continued to be a bright spot in our experience.

We closed the night with dinner with the group. At our final dinner in Santiago we were to meet up with our Australian pilgrim who had stayed a few days in Santiago. We hadn’t seen her in almost two weeks. She walked a few extra KM one day, got up a 6:30 AM the following morning because snorers were keeping her awake and walked around 35 KM. She kept that up and made it to Santiago two days before us.

It was great to see her again. She had one of the most interesting stories of people we met on the Camino. She was often surprising us with tales from her life and sharing with us why she was on the Camino. We were sad to see her go, but very happy we were able to see her one last time. People pop up like this all along the Camino. They come and go. You might see people every day, or only every other day. You might see someone after missing them for a week. People may pass you and then fall back to you or vice-versa.

You have no idea about when it will be your last encounter with a person. And if they were interesting, you hope it won’t be.We were happy that we were able to have a proper goodbye on the Camino for so many of our friends.

After dinner we settled our plans for the next day. We were headed to Fisterra. The end of the world and the real end of the Camino. We would finally feel whole and complete.

Day 2 post Camino: At World’s End

We awoke bright and early and ready to go to Fisterra. Somewhere along the Camino we all discussed our wishes to go to Fisterra a.k.a the end of the world. The Camino de Santiago was initially a pagan pilgrimage to the edge of Spain. Fisterra is where everyone at the time considered the end of the world. The world was flat to them, and Fisterra was the end. Some people walk the extra 100 KM to Fisterra after completing the Camino de Santiago. Other people just take the bus there for the day. At some point our conversations about Fisterre turned into plans and before we knew it, Elizabeth and I were in a rental car with Rachele and Candice and heading to the end of the world.

Unfortunately only half our team was running at 100%. I was at 40% and fading due to the lingering cold. Candice was whatever percent you are when you have food poisoning and are puking your guts out at a monastery hostel.

The plan was easy. Together we rented a car, an airbnb, and were headed to Muxia and Fisterra. Rachele was the only one of us with a driver’s license eligible to rent and drive in Spain so she was in control. Elizabeth and I paid a little extra to have a larger car so our luggage could continue the trip with us.

We got picked up and the trip immediately took a wrong turn. Our Italian driver had turned onto a one way street and into oncoming traffic. We gently backed down the hill in reverse, cursed a bit at the GPS, laughed that we didn’t die, and hoped that would not happen again. You have to remember that none of us had been a car, much less driven a car in the last month.

We picked up Candice and headed out. I was the navigator and was also trying to not puke as well. Between that, the cough, and zero minutes of sleep from the night before, I was in poor shape.

We made it to Muxia without anyone dying or puking and the views were breathtaking. I only enjoyed two though. The first spot we saw and then the back of my eyelids as I laid on the rocks and fell asleep quickly. Elizabeth took great pictures though and described the views as only she could. Candice didn’t get five feet from the car.

 

Another hour in the car and we had made it to Fisterra. After a lunch (water for me, a nap for Candice, and a seafood feast for Rachele and Elizabeth), we all made it to our place and then the beach. We laid there for a couple of hours, listening to the waves crash. We talked and laughed a bit. We hoped we would all feel better soon.

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As we laid in the sand enjoying the waves, we heard a familiar voice. “Hi Guys!” It was the jolly Dutchman. He had continued on from Santiago and walked to Fisterra. He was strolling along the beach with his packs and only in his undies (a sight we had seen a few times), he had just made it to Fisterra and gone for a swim in the very cold waters. It was like an apparition. We had just been talking about him and the people we missed and wanted to see one last time.

We greeted each other like warm friends and laughed. He invited us to the end of the world for sunset, a place we were already going, but now we knew we would have company. And company we would enjoy. He carried on to his albergue and we went back to our apartment.

We grabbed a bite to eat and headed out for the sunset view near the Fisterre lighthouse. It was a clear night on the rocks at the end of the world. Not too many people were milling about, but we could hear the familiar, rambunctious voice of the Dutchman.

The sun was the largest it has ever looked to me. We sat for an hour as the sun slid gently down behind some clouds too far away to see and then into the ocean. A pilgrim began to clap when the sun finally disappeared for good. Others joined in to thank the sun for giving us all it had that day. It was the most beautiful sunset of our young lives.

We looked at each other and realized this was the end of our journey, the end of our pilgrimage. The church was merely another stopping point to rest.

We were excited that we had gone to the end of the world, but also disappointed that we had not walked it. Someday we will go back to walk the last 100 KM from Santiago to Fisterra and see the sun set again. We will smile and cry and clap to thank the sun for giving us all it has.

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Santiago de Compostela: We Made It!

Day 33: Pedrouza- Santiago de Compostela

Distance: 20.4 km

Since I didn’t sleep and instead rolled around while reading the internet, I was ready to get going at around eight that morning. We packed our gear up, had breakfast, and headed out to Santiago.

On the final day, quite a bit of the trail runs close to the airport so it’s not all that picturesque. More picturesque than near the airport of Birmingham, but not incredible.

There were a fair amount of statues and art installations along the trail and we snapped a few pics. In truth, the final day’s trail was boring. We spent the whole afternoon walking and talking about our favorite Camino moments. We discussed people we were thankful to meet and how they enriched the Camino experince. We listed our final peaks and pits for the Camino. I think we managed to talk our way to Santiago de Compostela and some how are legs followed.

We arrived in Santiago at around 1 PM. We didn’t get to the church until closer to 2. It was still a bit of a walk into the city. We kept having to deal with the weather as the sky could not determine whether to rain, mist, be cloudy, or switch to hot and sunshiny.

When we finally arrived at the ”stopping point” (no small feat since the arrows stop and small seashells on the street/sidewalk start to lead the way), Elizabeth and I were a little grumpy.

Bagpipes were playing. We were accosted by women hawking places to stay. Views of scaffolding. More rain. We felt as if what we had accomplished was being diminished by outside influence. It seems silly to say that because we had been working on the self for the last 30+ days, and we so quickly regressed back to individuals who were annoyed at the smallest thing.

But eventually, as we stood and looked at the church, we felt a small sense of accomplishment. We had walked for 33 days, each and every day. Rain, snow, sleet, hail, traffic, cities, snoring, aches, pains, puking, mud, muck, and plenty of cow shit, and we had finished what we set out to do. But we still felt hollow.

We would not feel whole for two more days.

After taking a few pictures and seeing some people we recognized from along the way, we headed to get our official paperwork.

Each and every day of the Camino, you get a stamp on your pilgrim passport. At the beginning of Camino the stamps are not necessary for the official pilgrim certificate. If you want the pilgrim certificate, you only need two stamps a day for the last 100km to Santiago. This is in order to “prove” that you walked what you said you did. Every place you stay has a stamp. Most all of the restaurants have stamps. Random street vendors have stamps. Every place has it’s own special stamp so it is neat to have all these stamps in your pilgrim “passport”. On the Camino, the pilgrim passport is about as important as your real passport.

So we made it over to the office and there is security. Why anyone would want to terrorize a building that only hands out certificates to smelly people who have walked hundreds of miles is beyond me. The guy in charge is giving the pilgrims a hard time making each and everyone empty out their entire backpack.

Our group decided that we will leave our packs out on the street before having to unpack yet again. We’ve been having to unload these stupid things for 30 days. We only do it once a day and were not gonna do it again. I said I don’t want the sheet of paper bad enough so I’ll just wait out here. Luckily, he was called back to more important duties and a young guy in an over sized blazer barely looked at our pilgrims passport and waved us through.

Amazing how unhappy I could get in such a short span of time. Patience is still something that we are working on. Of course this entire time Elizabeth said nothing and never would have complained.

We got our certificate and some other document for a few extra euros. When they fill out your certificate they put where you started (St. Jean), how far you walked (775 km), and your name in Latin. Elizabeth was Elizabethum. Clay was nowhere to be found. The person filling out the certificate asked around and searched through a stack of papers with obscure names but to no avail. So he said he was just going to put Clay.

I wasn’t having it. I didn’t walk 800 KM so my certificate could be in English. Before this exact moment though I had no idea the certificate would be in Latin, but still, even the name Clay deserves to be Latinized.

“Do you know the name Clay in Latin?” he asked. No.

“What about clay?” Nope.

I forgot that I could have done a quick google translate which gave me three options: lutum, creta, and bolus. Instead, I went with the little Latin I know. Clay is/means from the earth. Earth=Terra. So my certificate shows my name as Terra. Much better than Clay.

From here the gang split up. We headed off to our hotel, graciously paid for by my parents. It was probably the first time they were certain we were not going to die in Spain, since we were staying in a hotel, owned by an American hotel conglomerate.

We picked up our luggage we had shipped from Pamplona and relaxed a bit. Before splitting with our group we made plans for dinner. When the time came we headed out in our fresh, new clothes (Aka clothing other than what we had carried on our back for a month), and headed back out to meet our group for dinner. We had not seen each other in 5 hours, which was the longest time we had been apart in weeks.

They barely recognized us. We were wearing clothes and shoes that they had never seen before. We looked Christian again after looking like ragged, tattered pilgrims for the last several weeks. We celebrated the end of our final day on the Camino like we did all the nights previously… lots of wine, bread,and conversation

The End Is Nigh: Camino Days 29-32

Day 29: Sarria – Portomarin

Distance: 23.6 km

The day was split in two. The parts where we walked alone and then the part with our team.

I had been getting worse and almost completely unable to sleep so our first task of the morning was buying cough medicine. Not an easy thing to do on a Sunday morning in rural Spain. Luckily, Spain seems to have some weird rule/law that at least one pharmacy must be open in town at all times. I was able to find the pharmacy the night before as I laid dying in a bathroom trying to steam open my sinuses.

So as we headed off to the pharmacy, we had no idea when we would see anyone again.  We knew we would get behind our group by at least an hour, and as bad as I felt, we would not catch up. We were immediately stopped by the police. They honked their horn many times and pulled right in front of us. They then began yelling at us. Great I thought, we are about to get arrested for who knows what, and before I even get my cough medicine.

Thankfully, they were only trying to tell us we were not headed in the correct direction of the Camino. We thanked them, waited for them to drive off, and continued to walk away from the Camino, since we needed the pharmacy more than Santiago.

Medicine bought, we tried to play catch up. Problem was, there were no great places/towns to stop for 9 km. We did not catch up with our Camino family. It put into perspective how lonely the Camino could be if you stopped walking with people you had been with for weeks. We had spent almost every waking minute with Candice and Rachele since we met them.  

And then all of the sudden we were apart. We didn’t know if or when we might see them again. If you didn’t stay at the same albergue either, you could go days without seeing the same people even though you all walked the same road and stayed in the same towns..  

We finally stopped at the 9 km spot. It was not much of a place, but it provided one of the few spots to sit. We lamented the fact that we were alone, that we would never catch up, and that we didnt want to make new friends. We spoke about how much we missed our little team.

And then up walked Candice and Rachele.

They had stopped at a small house that served breakfast (they like to brag that it was the best breakfast they ever had. That may have been because they didn’t have to listen to us during it.) We had walked right by their breakfast spot, but decided not to stop so we could try to catch up.  They told us how good it was, how they had tried to linger so we could catch up. They told us how much they missed walking with us.

In our fit to rush, we had walked right by them.  We laughed and hugged, happy as could be that our group was back together. We walked together the rest of the day. “The Camino Gives” indeed.

We ran into The Hippie on this day also.  The Hippie was a pilgrim who started around the same time as us. We hadn’t seen him for weeks. He, initially, was walking at a faster pace than us. Injuries had befallen him though and his walk had slowed to a crawl. He was in very bad shape when we saw him and he was in poor spirits as well. We didn’t think we would see him again and wondered if he would make it at all.

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Portomarin, our destination for the day, was a neat little town situated on a river. We stayed in a municipal albergue (called Xunta in Galcia) and in true municipal fashion the place was packed with old people aka: the snorers, and more importantly zero cooking utensils. We were forced out for dinner. We grabbed dinner at the fancy place in town. The octopus and squid were grilled and pretty tasty. The pizza was of a frozen variety. We were all very unhappy.

Day 30: Portomarin – Palas de Rei

Distance: 27.0 km

Elizabeth noted in our Camino book that today was a pretty walk.  I do not remember what it looked like. Most of my day was spent looking backwards at Elizabeth. Something had taken hold of her the night, and as we started walking, she began to fall ill. Within 30 minutes of our walking we were stopped.  

We eventually told Candice and Rachele to start walking and we would catch up. Around 45 minutes later, we had moved maybe 15 feet. We had strewn our stuff about the trail and people walking by were concerned. I waived them off as Elizabeth wandered up and down and in the woods trying to puke up whatever demon was crawling around her insides.

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We did start again and would stop every couple of minutes. It was a terrible pace. I messaged our team and told them how bad it was and that we would most likely not make it to the town we had planned to stop in. I also said we might not make it past the next town, whatever it was.  It was looking like we might not cover 10 km the entire day.

But, just like the day I could barely walk, Elizabeth and I had the same strategy. Walk to the next town, sit as long as it takes. If we can start walking again, great. If not, stay there and live to fight another day.

While this slow process was working against us, we were also combating one of the worst elements of the Camino.  New pilgrims.

They show up around this area because you need to only walk 100 km to get the certificate at the end of the Camino. That is roughly four days of walking. It’s a popular starting point for Spanish who want a short weekend trip and people who only want a sheet of paper without doing any real work or getting dirty.

I watched one man take a picture of every single mileage (kilometer) marker the entire day. These markers happen at odd intervals, but on this day alone he took 40+ pictures of stone markers.  Every time he would stop to take another stupid photo, we would pass him. And then Elizabeth would stop to try to puke and he and his wife would pass us again.

I watched two men with what looked like dry cleaned, pressed and starched outdoor gear, try to find a way to avoid walking in a long puddle of water a couple of inches deep.  They stood in the middle of the trail blocking the path of everyone else who had been on the trail for the last 30 some odd days. We are covered in cow shit, exhausted from all the people sonring, and we can’t keep walking because a couple of grown men don’t want mud on their HIKING BOOTS.

The two of us continued our glacial place, and I kept providing the team with updates. Due to our separation the day before, we vowed to use Facebook to keep in touch if we ever got separated again. I didn’t want them waiting on us all day and wrecking any future plans post Camino just for us.  

Turns out they were ignoring that altogether. I got one message that said they would wait for us where ever. Because we had walked 700 km together they weren’t about to walk the last 100 without us. Then, as we arrived into a town at around the 12 km mark and halfway through the walk for the day, we saw them sitting in the sun outside a cafe.

They had been waiting there for the last hour and a half or so, determined to wait as long as it took for us to regroup.  Of course, they had eaten lunch and had a few beers, but still. They could have been well on their way to finishing the day out. Instead, they stayed behind to wait on us, mainly Elizabeth I’m sure.

It was another special moment on the Camino and one that means a lot to us.  I suppose the team had become friends at some point along the Camino.  Like a band of wild, dirty, grumpy dogs. We were together again.  (We remained together for almost a week after finishing the Camino too. Talk about withdrawls)

So we kept walking. Elizabeth lead the way. When she stopped we all took a break too. Little by little we edged closer to our destination for the day.

With 8 km to go we stopped in a cafe, Elizabeth needed a break.  While we sat discussing Hot Pockets (which flavor we used to eat and how we used to cook them), The Hippie strolled up and began to talk to Elizabeth. At that exact moment Elizabeth walked right by him over to the ditch and began hurling. She achieved such a feat while standing upright, every so slightly hunched over, still wearing her backpack, and using her trekking poles to ensure proper balance.

We were all impressed with her ability to multitask so well. Eventually, Elizabeth returned to where we had been sitting and apologized to The Hippie, letting him know that he was not the reason she was puking. Elizabeth later confided that she thinks Candice’s fondness for the four cheese Hot Pocket is what took her over the edge. 

I have no history of what happened later that night, but I’m confident we went out to eat without Elizabeth.

Day 31: Palas de Rei – Ribadiso de Baixo

Distance: 26.5 km

Our bodies continued to deteriorate. We continued to crumble. The days were getting longer as we were barely able to leave by 9 am and arriving to the cities around 4-5 pm. We tended to be the slowest people on the trail.

Today was another day of walking. I think that sums up the day. More encounters with new pilgrims all happy and new and clean. The Camino spirit had died with us several days prior. We were tired of seeing the joy on their faces. I wished for more rain just so they would have a small idea of what we encountered over the last 30 days.

There were two highlights. A tiny pony and Rachele turning vending machine tortellini into an excellent pasta dinner.

I preferred the dinner trick, but all the girls seemed to prefer the tiny pony.

Day 32: Ribadiso de Baixo – Pedrouza

Distance: 23.6 km

The next to last day and the last night of the Camino.  We were all in better spirits on this day. I still had the cough and cold of course. I was getting maybe 2-3 hours of sleep if I was lucky.

We walked and talked and laughed together soaking up our last kilometers together. We discussed trying to walk further to arrive in Santiago the following day before the noon mass, but that was quickly squashed.  Some of the day each of us walked alone. We each had our own pace. Sometimes we walked together.

We didn’t meet any new people over the last couple of days. I don’t think we wanted to. We were a completed group. We wore our stripes proudly. Plenty of pilgrims walking the brief section had on their tour company backpacks, walking gaily along on the trail, blissfully unaware about how awful it was to sleep in a room with Il Drago.

They would never know about the prospective nuns singing with us pilgrims or the cloistered nun singing behind us in mass, or the classical music that woke us up the morning after Easter.

They wouldn’t know the backpack lunches or the bocadillos y cervezas or waiting on a store to open from siesta so you could grab dinner and a cheap bottle of wine.

They wouldn’t know about Semana Santa in the small towns and the wild parades with teenagers.

They wouldn’t know about the Italian group that drank all day. Or the crazy amount of Germans on the Camino. Or the odd couple. Or run into a young South Korean who told his translator that we (Elizabeth and I) were the first people from America he had ever met (how’s that for first impressions of the USA).

They would never meet their rivals. They had none.

We got all of this.

I made quesadillas the final night. We drank Spanish beer. We played cards. We had a playlist of songs about walking.  We enjoyed our last night as best we could. It was the end.

And then we went to bed.

Except for me because I couldn’t sleep. I laid in bed, half sitting up, trying to keep from coughing, but could not stop. I needed a cough suppressant.

Instead I got a shaman. As I laid there, coughing up my final lung. A hand slid under the rail of my top bunk and placed itself on my wrist. The other hand was moved over my chest, about 3-4 inches above it.

A woman of unknown, but I assume based on her features seen that night and later the next day, Asiatic descent, told me to stay calm. Sure I thought. Strange women come to me in bed at night all the time and put their hands on me. No problem.

I knew by her hand on my wrist she was trying to get my pulse. I assumed in order to slow it down or check it or whatever eastern mysticism she was practicing to help me to stop coughing.

I didn’t have the heart to tell her that if modern medicine hasn’t cured the common cold yet that her voodoo was not going to be effective. But at this point, I didn’t care. I just needed her to go away.

So I let her wave her hand up and down my chest, lungs, neck, face. She was waving all the bad out. Of course if she wanted all the bad out she should have started at my feet, but I guess she only cared about her ability to sleep and not my general attitude.

After trying not to cough for five or six minutes, she was satisfied that my aura was in better condition and her goal was achieved. She patted me on the wrist, said goodnight, and floated off back to her bunk bed.

I kept coughing and got maybe an hour of sleep on the last night of the camino.